What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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