Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I know her cup size but not her name....
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