Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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