Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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