He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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