I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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