the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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