im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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