I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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