There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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