I'm drive I can fine osifer
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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