Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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