i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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