just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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