? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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