butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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