she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I need to calm my uterus...
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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