I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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