that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
