it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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