We won't sleep together?
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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