with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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