you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Life is so much better after having sex.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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