nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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