Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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