My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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