absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I think i got beer on your cat.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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