Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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