Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
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he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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