Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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