Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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