you guys were way drunker than both of me
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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