Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
She told me I should be a condom model.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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