windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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