I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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