Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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