then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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