I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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