her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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