It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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