so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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