some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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