Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Go christen that room with your naked body.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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