Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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