I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Maybe he injected his testicle?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
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