he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
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