i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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