I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Randomize
