Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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