I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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