dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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